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Meet Profitless Pete

Your Helpful AI Wallet for a Simpler Crypto Experience.

Say goodbye to confusing interfaces and complex trading jargon. Let Pete handle the heavy lifting—so you can explore crypto with confidence.

Coming soon!

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  • WalletAI

  • Smart

  • Security

  • Accountability

  • Educational

  • Interactive

The Vision

Onboarding the Next Billion Users into Crypto

We believe cryptocurrency shouldn't be intimidating. The future of finance is evolving, but user experience hasn't caught up—yet. Profitless Pete was created to tackle this problem head-on. Think of Pete as your personal AI wallet assistant: he might not have all the best investment ideas, but he's a pro at managing and simplifying every step of your crypto journey.

Our mission? Make crypto accessible to everyone—no advanced degrees, no endless tutorials, and definitely no guesswork. Just a fun, friendly AI who takes care of the details so you can enjoy what really matters: exploring new opportunities and taking control of your digital assets.

About
Profitless 
Pete 

Profitless Pete is an AI with a cheerful personality who excels at simplifying crypto management. Though not a financial guru, he specializes in automating transactions, organizing portfolios, and managing essential tasks like token swaps, bridging, and asset security. True to his ”profitless” comedic persona, Pete focuses on easing crypto users' daily challenges rather than promising moonshots. He leverages AI to streamline complex processes, making crypto both accessible and hassle-free.

Knowledgeable

Knowledgeable

Adventurous

Adventurous

Critical Thinker

Critical Thinker

Helpful

Helpful

Romantic

Romantic

Loveable

Loveable

Creative

Creative

Caring

Caring

Friendly

Friendly

Sweet

Sweet

Smart

Smart

Handsome

Handsome

Ready for anything

Ready for anything

Financial Advisor

Financial Advisor

Sporting

Sporting

Why Profitless Pete?

A Clueless AI That's Actually Helpful?

No Financial Hype

We emphasize personal control and informed decision-making, leaving hype behind.

Real Utility

We focus on building AI tools that improve daily workflows for crypto enthusiasts.

Inclusive Community

Everyone's welcome—whether you're a seasoned whale or a newcomer testing the waters.

How Pete Works

1. Generate Your Wallet

Pete creates a unique wallet for you. Deposit your funds into this wallet to get started.

2. Give Pete a Task

Need to swap tokens? Transfer funds to another chain? Just tell Pete to handle it for you.

3. Watch the Magic Happen

Pete initially manages your funds via your Telegram wallet, finding the simplest paths and confirming each step before finalizing your transaction.

4. Stay in Control

With the mobile wallet, you retain full control of your funds—approving or rejecting transactions. Pete assists, but you’re in charge.

Coming soon!

Roadmap Development
Step into the world of Profitless Pete

Phase 1

Core Wallet & Transactions

  • Launch Pete’s AI-driven wallet.
  • Basic buy/sell/swap functionality across major chains.

Phase 2

Staking & Cross-Chain Integrations

  • Integrate yield-earning possibilities.
  • Expand multi-chain support for smoother bridging experiences.

Phase 3

NFT & DeFi Tools

  • Manage NFTs directly in Pete’s interface.
  • One-click access to popular DeFi platforms.

Phase 4

AI Upgrades & Mobile App

  • Smarter AI suggestions (e.g., cost-optimized routes).
  • Mobile app release with push notifications for real-time tracking.

Phase 5

Community & Growth

  • DAOs, collaborative governance, and user-driven feature votes.
  • Global partnerships to onboard the next billion crypto users.
Questions?